Let me start it:

Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat".

Let me give the one for the 19th already.. exams tomorrow, way too busy and stressy then.


"the most inportant information on a map is always printed on the fold".

i stink at jokes by always fudging up the punchline! that, and i can't think of any at the moment.
good luck with your exams, eads!

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