My work involves wearing work attire, and a long time ago I ordered pants. They were a tad too tight when they finaly decided to come in, so I had to send them back and order a larger size. The new ones came in last Wednesday, but to be honest.. I haven't yet tried them on!
I was talking about that with the client of this afternoon, the pants being a tad too tight and all.
"Yeah," she says, "it wouldn't be fun now to work in that sort of pants."
"Not really, no.. just imagine me working and I bend over to grab something and my pants rip at the butt seam!"
Says she: "Oh, but that WOULD be funny!!!"
"No it wouldn't be..." I say.
"Oh yes it is funny! I'd laugh myself silly! *giggle giggle* "
Well.. at that time I lost it, saw myself there with ripped pants...

(you know.. a Burka CAN come in handy!)