But the one rule is that what you say must have in some way or form (whether it is literally of figuratively) to do with the previous poster's post.

No profanities or THOSE body parts, of course, let's keep it somewhat neat


I'll start:



The pavement turned blue today because a zebra walked over it

eventually, the pavement quit holding its breath in anger about being walked upon by zebras, and it took a deep breath and returned to its state of blackness, just in time to scorch the bottoms of the bare feet of unobservant, foolish pedestrians.

The pedestrians screamed their ears off, resulting in today still having earless people around. The ears ran away and crossed the street without looking (they have no eyes, you know), but in their joy they missed the boats approaching!

the ears didn't really mind about missing the boats; they decided it would be fun to take a holiday by train instead.

(stupid thing didn't mark this unread!)

The train left and the ears looked out the window. A cow was running faster than the train!

The cow wasn't sure what side of the teapot she was on, so she put on flip flops.

Wow.. THAT is a really good one LMAO!!


Blue and green flip flops, just as blue as the grass